He's more machine now than man

Seriously, is Tiger Woods even human? Last summer, he won the US Open on one leg. Well, he had two, but the second one was all kinds of messed up. He spent 8 months laid up, most of that time unable to practice anything but putting. Now he's been back for all of 3 tournaments, and already he's been down 5 on Saturday to come roaring back to win in the final 18.

It's not normal. No one is that good. And you can't even hate him 'cause it's not like he's twisted and evil like Darth Vader. Instead, he seems like a pretty decent guy. He's just the most insanely gifted golfer this planet has ever seen.