Winning is so much better than losing!

I'd forgotten how good it feels to be on the winning side of one of these things. For the first time in many years, I don't have to stew. I don't have to fret about lawsuits or chads or anything. And I don't have to wonder about what the hell is wrong with my beloved country.

Instead, I can just drink champagne and go to sleep. And I can sleep well knowing that all is right with the world. Or at least, it's on its way back to being right.