Don't Stop Believin'

I'm a mean, horrible person, but I'm rather enjoying the drama surrounding erstwhile DC Housewife and White House crasher Michaele Salahi. First, her husband reported her missing, a story picked up by the news today. The police reported that they had received a phone call from her telling them she was ok, but the husband insisted she was kidnapped and her abductor forced her to make that call.

Surely we can all see where this is going, right? I mean, the only question was who exactly was the wife running away with?

But we didn't know the answer would be this awesome. Because she ran away with the guitarist from Journey! At this moment, she is with him in Memphis where his band is set to perform with Foreigner. In keeping with the nostalgia element of a Journey-Foreigner tour, Michaele and the guitarist reportedly used to date.

(Sadly, the guitarist is also married and has a 7 year-old daughter. But the rest of the story is pretty amusing.)