Tuesday, July 27, 2010

How to hit on a public defender

So, you're sitting at a bar and strike up conversation with the attractive woman sitting next to you.  (Yes, I'm calling myself attractive.  My ego is pretty bruised right now, so I get to be boastful if it makes me feel better.)

"What do you do?"  you ask.

"I'm an attorney," she responds.

"What kind of attorney?"

"Criminal defense."

"Oh," you respond with a smile, "so you're on the side of truth and justice."

Well played, sir.  
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