Preaching to the choir

Oh, Newt, what did you expect? With a name like that, you kinda had to know you were cursed, right? You have now turned your campaign into a newt. It will not get better.

If I liked you, respected you, and cared about your dignity, I would advise you to give up. Now. But I don't. So pass the popcorn because watching the implosion of your presidential aspirations is fun.