I think it's really important that I never start a twitter account. Really, really important.
Because Twitter is like Ground Zero for illogical, unfactual statements on the internet. Getting me involved in Twitter would be like giving a drug addict a lifetime supply. Twitter is where my "something is wrong on the internet-"itis would once and for all take over and push me permanently and irrevocably over the edge. Because once I got started responding to some of the stuff I've seen, I don't think I would ever be able to stop. And new stuff just keeps coming every moment.
I must stay away. Far, far away.