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The appendix is a stupid, useless organ. I curse its existence. An organ that serves no purpose in the human body has no business mucking up the finest, most hope-filled seasons the Chiefs have had in years.
I hope Jamaal Charles and Dwayne Bowe have theirs removed during the off-season, just to be on the safe side.
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2 comments:
Recent research indicates that the Appendix had, and may still have, a very serious purpose: It served as a repository for intestinal flora that could do a system reboot in case you ever ingested something that killed all the cultures in your intestine. Without cultures, you die. So the appendix would release them to save your life.
The curious intellectual in me is pleased to have this new information about the appendix. The Chiefs fan in me still curses its existence. And with the Chiefs at 8-4 and with the only 2 game division lead in football, the Chiefs fan in me is winning out right now. Matt Cassel's emergency appendectomy is freaking me out. I certainly hope that having his appendix out will not ultimately lead to his death, or to the death of our playoff hopes.
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