Preaching to the choir

So there's this bar in town where all the cool kids go on Thursday night for half-price martinis. Martini night. And at this bar, there's the one table that all the cool kids want. It's in the corner. Everyone tries to reserve that table for Thursday night.

But just so we're clear. You can all try. You can all request that table. You can make your reservations an hour early, you can make your reservations a week in advance. But when we ask for that table, we get that table. Even if you're not done yet, you will be physically removed from our table to another table in the bar. Because at 6 pm on Thursday, if we want it, that table is ours.

It's wrong that I enjoy this as much as I do.